Lyrics:

I had a girl and she did me wrong
I didn't let that kind of shit go on too long
Split the clouds and divided the sea
Showed that evil girl how nasty the tiki God could be
She didn't call no more nor bother me
My little tiki God made sure I lived in peace
One day I read they found a body in the river
Tiki God, make me shake, make me shiver all night

I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God

Na na na na naa na (2x)

When Bobby Brady found the idle in the rubble
Had no idea it would cause so much trouble
When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean
There was a rumble an awful comotian
Don't ask me how, but the tiki found Bobby
He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby
Turned out the God was, mean and vicious
Didn't respond to Bobby's 3 wishes

I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God

Na na na na naa na (4x)

So when you're caught up in an evil plot
Your life's in danger and you can hear the shots
Your head is spinning and you're fading fast
How long do you think this kind of fun can last?
Your luck will change with a simple motion
I Found my idol in a bottle on the ocean
Split the clouds and divide the sea
AndShows those evil guys how nasty the Tiki Gods can be

I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God