Like a real smoothie Walk down the street (Like a real smoothie) Shuffling his feet (Like a real smoothie) Right over her shirt (Like a real smoothie) Watching him spurt (Like a real smoothie)
I can tell at a glance he's happy With her heart in his fist He's a decent sort of chappie Never uses his wrist
Like a real smoothie He gets it right (Like a real smoothie) Every night (Like a real smoothie) Wish I was him (Like a real smoothie) Not some guy just like Jim (Like a real smoothie)
He agrees with almost everyone He's a friend of us all He's ornamental and you can easily Keep a dozen of him in the hall
Like a real smoothie Down the King's Road (Like a real smoothie) Doesn't have to be told (Like a real smoothie) He does it best (Like a real smoothie) He comes in his vest (Like a real smoothie)
Like a real smoothie Oh but he cares (Like a real smoothie) Nobody wears (Like a real smoothie) Lookin' alright (Like a real smoothie) He gets it right (Like a real smoothie) Oh I wish he would (Like a real smoothie) Ooh I wish he could (Like a real smoothie)
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