Lyrics:

Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo
Barbra Streisand

Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo
Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo

Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo
Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo oo-oo oo-oo whooo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo oo-oo oo-oo whooo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo
Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo whooo-oo
Oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo whooo-oo
Oo-oo whooo-oo
Barbra Streisand
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo
Oo-oo who-oo-oo whooo-oo oo-oo

[on the album version]
Yeah, yeah, I'll fucking... I'll fucking take you to the farmer's market and get you the freshest veggies and shit, like like they serve at Whole Foods.
Yo I'll fucking, yo I'll fucking, yo I'll take you antiquing and buy you the nicest doll house, hand painted.
Obviously, alright I'll fucking, I'll fucking... take you horseback riding on the white sands of sunny Portugal, motherfucker. I'll fucking take you to Martha's Vineyard to go clamming and shit. Eat some biscuits [laughter] up in this piece.
Yeah I'll fucking, I'll set up the juice class for both of us, we'll do the master cleanse, and I'll help you get that antiquary that you've always wanted, and help you with your IBS.
I'll fucking, I'll fucking, I'll fucking take you to a yoga ashram and shit in fucking Toronto.
Yo I'll fucking help you type out your resume with the finest fonts, and set up your business plan, and I'll say that you're proficient in Microsoft Excel and that you have good planning skills.
Sounds nice son!