Lyrics:

It's like I don't care about nothing, man
Roll another blunt
Ooh
La da da da la da da la la da da

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why, man?)

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La-da-da da da-da da

I was gonna go to class before I got high (c'mon y'all, check it out)
I could'a cheated and I could'a passed, but I got high (uh uh la la da da)
I'm takin' it next semester and I know why (why man?) (hey hey)

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

(Go to the next one, go to the next one, go to the next one)
I was gonna go to work, but then I got high (ohh, ohh)
I just got a new promotion, but I got high (la da da da da)
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?)

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La-da-da da da da

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (no, you wasn't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why, man?)(yeah eh eh)

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La-da-da da da da

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high (uh, I'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high (uh)
Now I'm a paraplegic (ha ha ha) and I know why (why man?)

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La-da-da da da da

I was gonna pay my car and note until I got high (say what say what?)
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high (uh uh)
Now the tow truck's pullin' away and I know why (why man?)

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La-da-da da da da

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high (ooh) (I'm serious)
I was gonna eat your pussy, too, (ohhh) but then I got high (he trippin', he trippin')
Now I'm jackin' off (ahh) and I know why (turn this shit off, ha ha ha)

'Cause I got high (keep going)
Because I got high
Because I got high
La-da-da da da da

I messed up my entire life because I got high (go go go)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high (say what say what say what?)
Now I'm sleepin' on the sidewalk and I know why (why, man?)
(Yeah yeah)

'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La-da-da da da da

I'ma stop singing this song because I'm high (raise the ceiling, baby)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high (bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why (why, man?) (yeah eh eh)

'Cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high (are you really that high?)

La la da da da da la da da da shoobe do be do wa skibitty do da da da la
Get jiggy with it scubbydooby wa 'cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high

Yo, my name is Afroman and I'm from East Palmdale (East Palmdale)
And all this jail weed I be smokin' is bomb as hell (excellent delivery)
I don't believe in hittin', that's what I said, yes (oh my goodness)
So all of you skins, please, give me more head, muhwahahaha muh fuck

(Backaaa) Afro-mutha fuckin-m-a-n (m-a-nnnnnn)
A E I O U (a e i o u) and sometimes W (hahahahaha)

We ain't gonna sell none of these mutha fuckin' albums 'cause
Let's go back to Marshall Derby and hang some mo' chickens 'cause
Fuck it

Fuck the corporate world biatch