Lyrics:

There was a case of old nasal spray I bought at a thrift store
I aint left my place in twenty days and I cant get off the floor
Unlike moe bandy mountaineers
Bar stool mountain expiditioneers
Im done with whiskey, wine, and beer
Its nasal spray from this day here

It seems Im drunk on drip again
And as usual my head is spinning
Just so I can breathe some more
As usual Ive gone too far
Unlike moe bandy mountaineers
Bar stool mountain climbing gear
Im done with whiskey, wine, and beer
Its nasal spray from this day here

Its probably the fact that that box
Was out in the rain, the cold, and the hot
I guess thats probably why
It ends up getting me so high
Unlike moe bandy mountaineers
Mountain bar stool climbing hat
*drunk* Its nasal spray from this day here
Unlike moe bandy mountaineers
Chop down them corn cob fears
*high* Its nasal spray from this day here
day here.
Im just gonna stay here