Lyrics:

Who's got an IQ like an Einstein

Chorus: The Brain
He's a genius but he's a schemer who plays a fiendish game
Diabolically cool
Don't fool with the brain
You never can tell what's in his head

Chorus: The Brain
He spends all his time weaving his web

Chorus: The Brain
Every time that he figures out is a masterpiece of crime
He comes up with the wildest schemes
And they work out every time
They call him the brain, fabulous brain
Stealing a heart or robbing a train
No girl's ever the same
After her lock's (lock has) been picked by the brain

Chorus: The Brain

Chorus: The Brain
Chorus: The Brain
There's a handsome price on his handsome head
They'd like to try to brainwash the brain for good things instead
I bet that no-one catches him
He's too smart for them

Chorus: The Brain

Chorus: The Brain

Chorus: The Brain
There's a handsome price on his handsome head
They'd like to try and brainwash the brain for good things instead
I bet that no-one catches him
He's too smart for them

Chorus: The Brain

Chorus: The Brain

Chorus: The Brain
You may think your jewels are safe and sound
But nothing is safe when he's around

Chorus: The Brain
Beware of the Brain
Don't fool with the Brain
Beware of the Brain
Don't fool with the Brain...