You took a knee and put some food in my cage And then you taught me how to sit and behave You told me, 'Lick your fingertips for a taste' And then you smacked me and you called me a waste
I guess you gave me a little surprise in my drink Stumbled through the hall and hit my face on the sink Woke up in a panic and unable to see The pain intensified consequently
Haven't I been such a good good boy? Haven't I been such a good good boy? Haven't I been such a good good boy? Haven't I been such a good good boy?
You took a knee and put some food in my cage And then you taught me how to sit and behave You told me, 'Lick your fingertips for a taste' And then you smacked me and you called me a waste
Haven't I been such a good good boy? Haven't I been such a good good boy? Haven't I been such a good good boy? Haven't I been such a good good boy?