She left me once, she left me twice She left me three times or more But no, she didn't leave me at all It's harder to smile when you've lied to a friend But no, it's not hard at all CHORUS So it's back to the house and the wife and the kids It's high time that she realised But no, no it doesn't show It was lucky I brought my disguise Well if things never change I'll be back there again I dare say there's some good in the bad Deceit is a friend I've embraced him with ease I missed out some of the chances I've had CHORUS ------------------------------------------------------------------------------