Lyrics:

[Ladies and gentleman I give you Butch]

Thank you
Well there is something I wanted to touch upon this evening
I don't remember if I had spoken about it here or...
In other parts of this wonderful land you call
The Isle of whatever the hell you call it

Everybody has got a different name
It is pretty..., whatever
Anyway

Whatever dude, okay, here
The problem is, and what I wanted to bring up is
A little thing I like to call Hot and Cold
Listen

[sound of hot]
That is the sound of Hot
Ssshhhhhttttt
[sound of cold]
That is the sound of Cold

Listen again
[sound of hot]
Hot
[sound of cold]
Cold

In America we have a thing cold two faucets and one spigot
Over here, wherever we go, like backstage right now
There is a faucet for the fucking hot water and one for the cold water
And I can't mix them together
I BURN my hand, and then I FREEZE my hand
And then I BURN my hand and I FREEZE my hand
No, no, no, no, … no clapping
It's your problem, not mine
I'm just wondering, anybody else having the same problem
I'm just checking

Hot, hot, hot, … BURN
Cold, cold, cold, …FREEZING
Hot, hot, hot
Cold, cold, cold, cold
I WANT BOTH, I want both
In one spigot, hot and cold making warm, warm
Ah, feel the warm water
It's not BURNING
It's not FREEZING COLD
It's in the middle, it's warm, warm
I can't wait to get back out to my warm water

I just wanted to share that
Thank you very much