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You're sliding down that slippery slope You're the very reason why they call it dope Yellin' for someone to throw yo uthe rope Tell all your friends they should try it Just say yes... yes Just say yes... yes
I don't know what they're saying Russian roulette I'm playing It's straight I should be staying Inside a chapel praying My conscience I'll be saving For now I'll just keep saying yes
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