There's a man in the funny papers we all know He lived way back a long time ago He don't eat nothin' but bearcat stew Well, this cat's name is alley oop.
He got a chauffer that's a genuine dinasour And he can knuckle your head before you count to four He got a big ugly club and a head full of hair Likes great big lions and grizzley bears.
He's the toughest man there is alive Wearing clothes from a wildcat's hide He's the king of the jungle time Look at that cave man go.
He rides through the jungle tearin' limbs off of trees A knockin' great big monsters dead on their knees The cats don't bug him 'cause they know better He's a mean motorscooter and a bad go getter.
Aw, there he goes, hahaha, just look at him go He sure is hip ain't he Like he's all the way up town Nobody puts alley oop down.
Up there on his chauffer driven a dinasour Mess with him baby and he'll knucke your head before you count to four Like a, like, like always he's still one hundred per cent, baby...