Straighten up your tie and comb your hair Look as though you spent your time alone Wash away her lipstick from your collar Get your lie the way you want it then come on home.
Make sure there's no blond hair on your shoulder Tear up the name and number of her phone Smile and don't let on how much you shame me Get your lie the way you want it then come on home.
Come on home to me to the one who's number two The one who throws away her pride to keep on loving you I'll be waiting when you come back from the other love you've known Get your lie the way you want it then come on home.
Get your lie the way you want it then come on home...