Lyrics:

Telegram for Mr Billary...



C'mon baby,

Yeah, big ol' wet one...hey!



Kiss my ass,

Kiss my ass, (c'mon, everybody ought'a)

Kiss my ass, (tastes real good)

Kiss my ass. (oh...)



Don't waste your time on me

I got my own direction

Watch me close, wait and see

I'm lookin' for perfection

I make up my own mind

And I'll leave you far behind

When the goin' gets tough

You can kiss my ass



I believe in animal rights

I let my dog hump on my shin

I can tolerate sexual choice

But not with the next of kin (uh-uh, boy)

I've heard it all before

I ain't gonna take any more

When the goin' gets tough

You can kiss my ass



Everybody!

Kiss my ass, (pucker up)

Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass, (c'mon babe)



I've heard it all before

And I ain't gonna take no more, no no

When the goin' gets tough

Kiss my ass!



I see the weenies with the dirty hair

Protestin' on the street

They condemn the clothes we wear

And the morality of what we eat, yeah

It's gotta be a fluke

They make me wanna puke

When the goin' gets tough

They can kiss my ass



Everybody gotta

Kiss my ass - C'mon gang bangers

Kiss my ass - Janet Reno

Kiss my ass - C'mon Billary

Kiss my ass - Callin' on Jesse Jackson

Kiss my ass - How about the IRS

Kiss my ass - Hey, Howard Stern

Kiss my ass - United Nations

Kiss my ass - All those Liberals

Kiss my ass - C'mon Sarah Brady

Kiss my ass - Oh, Courtney Love I've got your hole

Kiss my ass - Beavis, Butthead

Kiss my ass - How about Crips and Bloods



I've heard it all before

And we ain't gonna take it no more

When the goin' gets rough

When the goin's to tough

When the goin' gets rough

They oughta' kiss my ass