Lyrics:

(Thes One)
Yo, I think this time I've found a shorty for me
We talk a lot, take walks a lot, she doesn't bore me
In fact she won't ignore me when I'm speakin music matters
She's intelligent, fly style flatters
My own style, chickens scatter when she floats through the club
Child matters
Love, I'm thinkin
I met her one night drinkin, a success of a show
She walked up and said, 'I know you
You're from the P-U, T-S, I think your name is Thes too,'
I said, 'Would you like a soda?', 'I'm underage'
Slipped her my number, tipped the waiter
And said give me a page later
In typical latin lady flavor she said 'maybe
Claro que si' That's how it should be
And see she played me close, next night dinner
The champagne toast, sunset pacific coast
And mostwhile, everything to me was like tight groovy
Always a treat, man, she took me to the movies
Made love to beats, woke up and made me pancakes
And this point I knew my shit was land o' lakes
Fellas, I might be in love but something's still not right
We didn't fight but she didn't call me last night
She got mad loot, no jobs, and plus a high renter
Cellular phone to check the Pac Bell message center
Which she does too much, and I'm really not with it
She tells me that she loves me so I guess I'm committed X2

(HOOK x 2)
Turndown days.....
No way, no way
'It gets better, this girl's kinda clever'

(Double K)
Yo I was coolin at the club about ten on the dot
Drinkin Hennesey and Coke, feeling like 2Pac
Me and the crew hit the stage in about a half of one
Trying to ditch security cause I'm under twenty-one
Just then, I see this fine Latin chick walk past
Face like never before, body like an hour glass
So I was lookin at the booty, it was lookin right back
You would have thought she wanted loot but it wasn't like that
Yo this girl stepped to me, asked me, what was my name
I told her, Mike, she looked with a grin, said, that's right
Then for a minute I started to wonder how she knew who I was
Yo, we've been doin mad shows with the underground buzz
Then I asked her her name, yo I heard that somewhere
Matter of fact, I have, but yo the K didn't care
All I wanted was the ass, only that and nothing more
Talked a cool 15 minutes, got the number, hit the floor
Saw Thes, gave him the DAT, we rocked the show
Woke up the next day, aww shit, here we go
Seen a number in the pager that I didn't recognize
Matched it up with the little paper received last night
Word up, I'm bout to hit the skins like it was my first
Returned the call, got the address, and quenched my thirst
Took a quick shower, was out in five minutes
Big grin on my grill cause I knew I'd be up in it
Her crib was in four, so I strolled down the road
Kinda high off the blunt, bangin on the front door
She opened up, still in her nightclothes
Foreplay was in effect before I closed the front door
You know how it goes, fingers in her shoobie doobie
Whispered in her ear that I wanted her to do me
And we did it homeboy, all day and night
But even after that, something still wasn't right
What the fuck, Thes's beat tape doin on your night stand?
Yo, I figured it out, it was a gameplan
I asked her whats up, she said I got a man
And I got a what, what, what, what

(Hook x 2)

(Assault)
Y'all didn't see me all day, I stayed at the bay awaitin
The car from the maiden I had met when I was chasin
Down the bus which I missed but I wasn't too pissed
When I spotted a sis, who lit my eyes like the trees
They put up on Christmas, I said, hey, how are you doin today?
She said, aiight, the frame was tight so I continued her way
Shootin the breeze like LA, conversation was cool
She went to school, had a job, and no meat was the rule
Now not to send like a gay librarian
I appreciate the fact you're vegetarian
I eat some flesh once in awhile, was her reply
And then she looked at me with an old look in her eye
I said, what, I'm not your kind of nigga?
Not quite, but I'll be very interested to hang out with you tonight
I thought whoa, huh, this girl's a sick puppy
If she chills at the crib I'll probably get lucky
But she never showed..... all day, I missed work.....
But she never showed up....
I think she was bisexual
She had a fat ass....
It was like red, kinda like reddish brown

(Double K)
Hold up! Where'd she stay it?!

(Assault)
Like, Culver City or something

(Double K)
Awwww!

(Thes One)
Wait a second... shit

(Assault)
What? Huh?

(Thes One)
Naww dude!

(Double K)
What's wrong with you?

(Thes One)
Naww dude!!!

(Double K)
What kind of car she drove?

(Assault)
She had a little Honda or something

(Everybody)
NOOOOO!!!