Lyrics:

Hello my name is Mr. Tragedy and I'm going to kill myself first

Mr. Tragedy its plain to see there nothing in this world for you and me
Mr. Tragedy open up your eyes or this whole world is gonna pass you by

Tarot Cards and sleeping pills don't lie
One last cigarette might make you cry
There's another world outside your living room (your living room is murder)
There's a clear blue sky outside that's killing you

Mr Tragedy its plain to see there nothing in this world for you and me
Mr Tragedy open up your eyes or this whole world is gonna pass you by

Black cats cross your path out in the park
Pianos fall upon you in the dark
That car that almost hit you was a hearse (that car it looks like murder)
That girl that almost kissed you was a nurse

Mr. Tragedy its plain to see there nothing in this world for you and me
Mr. Tragedy open up your eyes or this whole world is gonna pass you by

It's raining on my house but none of the others
All the girls you ever loved have vengeful brothers
The room's on fire the babies wreckin'
Mr. Tragedy stop hesitating

Anywhere you hang yourself is home
Silence sounds too good when youer alone
Your coffee is so black is could be wine (that coffee looks like murder)
And the end is got so near its out of time

Mr Tragedy its plain to see there nothing in this world for you and me
Mr Tragedy open up your eyes or this whole world is gonna pass you by

Mr Tragedy its plain to see there nothing in this world for you and me
Mr Tragedy open up your eyes or this whole world is gonna pass you by