Lyrics:

big ted's dead

he was a great old pig

he'd eat most anything,- never wore a wig

now he's gone like snow on the water

good bye



he was getting old

so the farmer said

he sold him to the butcher, just to make a little bread

now he's gone tik snow on the water

don't cry



ted may be a moo cownext time around

giving sweet milk to the people in the towwn

he'll be whatever he may chouse on air or sea or ground



sows are busy with pigletts fine

i put them in the chorus now,if they don't mind

'casue i know they like acorns and don't like bacon



shoop shoop shoopshoopshoop shoop shoop shoop shoop

yeah baby

sham sham sa boom

sham sham sa boom

big teds soul ain't gone