Lyrics:

She tells me about last night and her 103rd first date (she counted)
And she counted her pairs of pants again
Ive only got 53, minus the ones Ive got on

I want a restorative beer
So I can take my mind off these tears
I want a restorative beer

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Talked on my 25-foot phone extension cord
About Needlepoint therapy blues

And then I knew I want a restorative beer
So I can take my mind off these tears
I want a Restorative beer

I want a restorative beer
So I can take my mind off these tears
I want a restorative beer