Lyrics:

Well I Got A Car, Ain't Got No Gas
i Got A Cheque, But It Won't Cash
i Got A Woman, Ain't Got No Class
well I Got A Guitar, Ain't Got No String
i Got Ten Fingers, Ain't Got No Ring
i Got A Woman, Ain't Got A Thing
well I Got A Door, Ain't Got No Key
i Got Some Drums, But Ain't Got No Beat
i Got A Woman, She Ain't So Sweet

i Got Two Feet, Ain't Got No Shoes
i Got A Wagon, Ain't Got No Mule
i Got A Woman, But She Ain't True
well I Got A Piano, Ain't Got No Keys
yes I Got A Cracker, Ain't Got No Cheese
i Got A Woman, But She Climbs Trees
well I Got A Woman, Yeah I Got A Woman
oh, I Got A Woman