Lyrics:

You got thirteen wish bones on your kitchen wall
You got your Chinese Ginseng tea
You got a blue kimona
And a D-18
You got me

You know I'd like to love you but I don't know how
I got these wings they're on my feet
I just keep on chewing on the sacred cow I can't eat

That why I practice and practice and I chew on some cactus
And I give my pistol a twirl
I roll up a load
I roll down the road
I go Downtown
To wrestle a live nude girl

I go Downtown
To wrestle a live nude girl
I go Downtown
To wrestle a live nude girl

For twenty-five you get a live nude girl
She can
Wrestle so obscene
If you just got ten you wrestle
Polyethylene
You know, little Beatrice
She can break your bones she can
Shake out all your teeth
She's a real good wrestle
If your tensions, need relief

(chorus)

That why I practice and practice and I chew on some cactus
And I give my pistol a twirl
I roll up a load
I roll down the road
I go Downtown
To wrestle a live nude girl

I go Downtown
To wrestle a live nude girl
I go Downtown
To wrestle a live nude girl