Lyrics:

With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest

and follow my dreams and to face

a life of delusion and gender confusion

no longer will be the case



I never wanted army men or basketballs,

I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls

And dressing up in mother's clothing.



My whole life I've been feeling only feminine

It always seemed so useless trying to be a man

Now that's a ghost of Christmas past



Now it feels like the very first time,

cuz it's going to be the very first time,

that Christmas feels right to me.



And I know that I'm looking good

Just like a real girl should-

It's my first Christmas as a woman



A doctor reconstructed my genitals

And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe

for a guy who could love a girl like me.



I took the hormones and I got my breasts

This season's gonna be the best to me.



I won't have to tuck it behind me

Since I got my brand new vagina

It's my first Christmas as a woman.



Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!

My penis, chop it off

It's no use to me.

Cut it off!

Chop it off! Chop it off!

My penis, cut it off so I can finally be

A Woman...



Now I'm finally happy cuz I made my goal

to be a post operation transsexual.

now I'm a pretty lady



Now it feels like the very first time,

cuz it's going to be the very first time,

that Christmas feels right to me.



Cuz I know that I'm looking good

Just like a real girl should-

It's my first Christmas as a woman