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One, two, three, four... we'd be free if great if everybody had a gun we'd be free if everybody had a gun There'd be no more crime, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! we'd be free if everybody had a gun we'd be free if everybody had a gun we'd be free if if everybody had a gun we'd be free if need the police no more, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! (Yeah!) we'd be free if everybody had a gun we'd be free if everybody had a gun (had a gun) we'd be free if everybody had a gun (had a gun) Nobody'd ever get shot, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! (Makes sense!) we'd be free if everybody had a gun We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We'd all feel safe, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! we'd be free if everybody had a gun (had a gun) we'd be free if everybody had a gun (had a gun) Everyone'd be equal, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! Not me, I got me a rifle! Well hang on, if you got yourself a rifle then I wanna get me a semi-automatic weapon! You get a semi-automatic weapon and I'm gonna want an automatic weapon! You get yourself an automatic weapon, I'm gonna get a super-automatic weapon! Well if you get a super-automatic weapon, then I'm gonna get a super-duper-automatic weapon with a CD-ROM drive! If you get yourself one of those I'm gonna get a super-duper-automatic weapon with a CD-ROM drive, and a big old hard drive, and a big guitar amp so I can play BTOs... (rants on while the rest of the