Lyrics:

Me work hard 5 days a week

Sweeping garbage from the street

Come home not want book to read

Not 'nuff pictures for me see

Sit right down in favourite chair

Wearing only underwear

Favourite night is Saturday night

'Cause me can watch hockey fights

Me Like Hockey!

Me not like pro basketball

'Cause me short and they all tall

Baseball slow like Forrest Gump

'Cept when Robby spits on ump

Wrestlemania not so great

Me like to see Hulk Hogan skate

TV soccer not so hot

You play bad then you get shot

Me Like Hockey!

Swedish players must be geeks

'Cause they still got own real teeth

Not like Finnish players names

What's a Teemu anyways?

Russians worse in history

Got stupid names like Valery

Me like Sergei Federov

Me like him more if head were off

ha! ha! ha!

Me Like Hockey!

Please Mr. Linseman let the players

fight

Friends come over put game on

Argue then we lat bets down

Got bag of chips and case of Bud

Should last till end of first period

But Yankees they win the World Cup

Me think the cheat use glowy puck!

Maybe if we want to win her

Maybe we should play in winter

Me Like Hockey!