Lyrics:

Baby Pass The Aspirin, Something's Gotta Work
i Know I Did It To Myself But Man Oh Man It Hurts
that Second Last Martini, The One That Went Down Real Smooth
set Me On The Bender With Nothing Left To Lose

i Just Can't Apologize
for What I Did To Myself
my Bed's An Ocean Liner
and I Can't Call For Help

2x
yeah Baby, It Hurts A Bunch
the Girl's Got Going And We Had A Munch
i Promise On A Dime It's The Last Time
i'll Never Have A Liquid Lunch

i Think I've Got The Symptoms And None Of Them Will Leave
they Think That It's A Party To Laugh At All My Grieve
it Must've Been A Doozy, I Had 200 Dreams
at Least I Found My Pillow 'cause I Can't Find My Keys

it's Hard To Remember
all Of The Events
but I Must've Faded Out
'cause All That's Left Is 50 Cents

2x
yeah Baby, It Hurts A Bunch
the Girl's Got Going And We Had A Munch
i Promise On A Dime It's The Last Time
i'll Never Have A Liquid Lunch

maybe I Can Call The Pharmacy
they'll Bring Something Up, Something Up Too Sweet
some Exotic Medicine To Cure My Every Ill
with Some Kind Of Magic Pill

i Just Can't Apologize
for What I Did To Myself
my Bed's An Ocean Liner
and I Can't Call For Help

2x
yeah Baby, It Hurts A Bunch
the Girl's Got Going And We Had A Munch
i Promise On A Dime It's The Last Time
i'll Never Have A Liquid Lunch