I was rollin' along mindin' my business I didn't have a worry in this world Then on up ahead on that big open road My lights picked up a hitchhikin' girl
Then it all happened with a hiya hon Can I give you a lift down the road Can't take you too fast gotta learned to take it slow I've got on a heavy load
She said that's alright big boy take all the time you need And by the way my name is Pearl So I pulled in my rig at the next truck stop Just me and my hitchhikin' girl
Then it started again With a gee Ben oh you sure are big and strong She purred like a kitten and then I was admittin' That this affair just couldn't be wrong Then my trouble became double with a friendly embrace Man she really had me in a whirl when I woke up at dawn My wallet was gone and so was my hitchhikin' girl
Then it all ended with a what the Boy she really took me for a ride Can't eat today might as well be on my way Just me and my busted pride So I head out once more too broke to be poor But a lesson I've learned from this girl Now you can take it from me and the ICC Don't ever trust a hitchhikin' girl