Lyrics:

[Dr. Dre:]
Damn, it seems that always is somethin' with the fuckin' TV, man!
(I'm sorry!)
Muthafuckin' cable off
Shit, I make it... hey, bring me somethin' to drink!
Yeah, that's motherfuckin' crazy, but what's to do? I don't worry.
Damn, ain't shit on this motherfucker.
Oh shit. What the fuck is this?

'Show intro starts to play'

Hey, motherfuckers, welcome back to The $20 Sack Pyramid, I'm your host, motherfucking OG Henny Loc, and we're back with our two final contestants: Duck motherfucking Mouth and Bootny Lee Farnsworth. They'll be playin for a $20 sack of indo and a $35 gift certificate to the Compton Swap Meet. Alright y'all bitches got 30 seconds to answer five motherfucking questions. Lonnie, you're ready with that clock? Well, let the games begin...

Alright, man, we got to do this shit, man
Hell yeah, man, fuck that the whole neighborhood is watchin' everybody's watchin'
We can do this shit right now
We gotta do this shit right now, Okay. You ready?
Hell yeah man, come on!
Hey man, you ready?
I'm ready.
I'm ready, let's go!

'clock is ticking'

Indo... Cali... buddha...
(Shit, shit I used to sell?)
Hocus-Pocus...
(Oh, things that people smoke?)
Right! That's it, that's it

Oh, 'Fuck me in the ass'...
Oh, 'Step to me and let me suck your dick'...
(Oh, things that Tim Dog would say)
Yeah, that's it right there
(Come on keep going, man, hurry up)

VCRs... TVs and shit...
All them socks and shit...
Oh, that box in your room and shit...
(Oh, oh, shit I came up on looting?)
That's it, that's it right there
(Yeah, that's it come on hurry up, man, hurry up)

En Vogue... Halle... Halle... Halle Berry...
(Shit, bitches? Oh, bad bitches?)
Oh, your Auntie Clarisse...
(Oh, bitches I want to fuck?)
That's it right there, that's it
(Come on, hurry up we got five seconds)
OK, OK... 'I know D.O.C.'...
'Dre going to do my music and shit'...
'Snoop and me, we go to the Swap Meet'...
(Oh, oh, I know, I know, things that niggas be saying to get the pussy?)
That's it, that's it right there, that's it, that's it...

Give me my motherfucking weed, give me my motherfucking weed!
It's alright, baby!
Give me my weed, give me my $35 to go to the motherfucking Swap Meet, bitch! Uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh ...

I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money!!!!

Hey Snoop! Hey Bootny!

'Show theme song outro'