well tie me up beat me with a stick (and hit me with a stick) beat me beat me yeah use a truncheon or a household brick beat me beat me (chorus) i'm black and blue baby i love you be your dog for just one more flog you don't hear me plead make me bleed beat me beat me well use a truncheon or a cricket bat beat me beat me a good beating's really where it's at beat me beat me (repeat chorus) LyricsKeeper