Lyrics:

Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming
Just stay in your lanes
Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming
Just stay in your lanes

No bombing and no heavy petting
So just stay in your lanes
Verruca socks and not forgetting to
Just stay in your lanes

Mesdames and messieurs, please return to your cubicles
Mesdames and messieurs, please return to your cubicles
Mesdames and messieurs, please return to your cubicles
Mesdames and messieurs, please return to your cubicles

Mesdames and messieurs, please return to your cubicles
Mesdames and messieurs, please return to your cubicles
Mesdames and messieurs, please return to your cubicles
Mesdames and messieurs, please return to your cubicles

Latchmere's got a wave machine

Came out of the changing room and absolutely nothing had changed
So I stayed in your lane
Came out of the changing room and absolutely fucking all had changed
So I stayed in your lane
Speedo's speed by, Speedo's speed by, Speedo's speed by
So I stayed in your lane
Paedo's paed by, paedo's paed by, paedo's paed by, paedo's paed by
Paedo's paed by, paedo's paed by, paedo's paed by, paedo's paed by (stay in your lane)

Speedo's speed by, oh
Speedo's speed by, oh

Mesdames and messieurs, please return to your cubicles
Mesdames and messieurs, please return to your cubicles
Mesdames and messieurs, please return to your cubicles
Mesdames and messieurs, please return to your cubicles

Latchmere's got a wave machine

Stay in your lanes, stay
Just stay in your lanes
Just stay, just stay in your lane

Latchmere's got a wave machine