Lyrics:

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-doing doing doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-doing doing doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I
Think someone's at the door, but I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying freeze, d-doing doing doing

What do you mean 'freeze'?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing

Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes I make RB

I sing song it go, ring-e-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend I'm sorry, please please forgive
For I am Triumph the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee-pee goes
D-doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze, d-doing doing doing

What do you mean 'freeze', geez, I just got my seat?
I have ticket look, I put away my zipper-zip
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free

Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh, 'cause there's a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your poles, so
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze, d-doing doing doing

What do you mean 'freeze', my computers would be seized?
And my keys to my ranch, I just baked cookies
Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee-pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit?

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-doing doing doing

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
'Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
D-doing, doing, doing

Dr. Dre (Spoken):
Fuck is wrong with you? (Ha)