Lyrics:

Lookin' downtown sun-riser sam
Bring it on down now i'm in a jam
Where did you find such a rockin' vest?
So get away kid, you've become a pest

Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch

Silky gown
Pink and brown
Shut you down
And shut you up

Little lizard legs and rubber lizard tails
Always taste better when you're sittin' in jail
Still I don't think that I can resist
After all the times that I had to kiss

Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch

Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch

Keep at arms length from the long armed law
Goin' to the bank for a $50 withdrawl
Gonna find the place where the weirdos hang
Knockin' on the door for a $50 bang

Silky gown
Pink and brown
Shut you down
And shut you up

Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch

Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch