Lyrics:

Wanna be a man, be a good man
Go on in the store
Gotta buy a big box someday
You try hiding your face
You feel disgraced
They're waving that Tampax all over the place
They will, they will laugh at you
The clerk will probably snicker too

'Can we please get a price check on super absorbant Kotex'
'Yes please, the extra absorbant'

I've taken my lumps
In the mini mart line
I've got my comeuppance
When I bought the wrong kind
Better get a dozen roses
And some chocolates too
I consider it an honor to help out
The female race with something I'll never use

(Wish I din't have to go out)
(And buy them every month)

We buy the tampons for our girlfriends
And we'll take some teasing til no end
We buy the tampons, feminine napkins
Don't call us losers cause we buy the tampons

We buy the tampons for our girlfriends
And we'll be embarassed cause we're men
We buy the tampons, feminine napkins
Don't call us losers cause we buy the tampons