Lyrics:

If God Had Long Hair
and A Goatee,
and If His Eyes Looked Pretty Glazed...
if He Looked Spaced Out
would You Buy His Story
would You Believe He Had An Eye Infection

and Yeah, Yeah, God He Looks Baked
and Yeah, Yeah, God He Smells Good,
and Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah...

what If God Smoked Cannabis
hit The Bung Like Some Of Us
drove A Tie-Dyed Microbus,
and He Subscribed To Rolling Stone

when God Made This Place,
in The Beginning,
did He Plant Any Seeds
or Did He Put Them There For Adam And Eve,
so They'd Be Hungry For The Apple That The Snake
was Always Offering

and Yeah, Yeah... God Rolls Great,
and Yeah, Yeah, God He Smells Good,
and Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah...

what If God Smoked Cannabis
do You Suppose He Had A Buzz
when He Made The Platypus
when He Created Earth, Our Home
does He Like Pearl Jam Or The Stones
and Do You Think He Rolls His Own
up There In Heaven On The Throne

and When The Saints Go Marching Home,
does He Just Sit And Smoke A Bone