Lyrics:

Walking to the refrigerator
The door is closed
The lights are out
And the butter's getting hard

What a splendid pie
Pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
What a splendid pie
Pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives

Need therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Need therapy, therapy
Advertising causes
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes

What a splendid pie
Pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
What a splendid pie
Pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives

Need therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes

Well advertising's got you on the run
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes
Well advertising's got you on the run
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes
Well advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run
Advertising's got you on the run

What a splendid pie
Pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy
What a splendid pie
Pizza-pizza pie
Every minute, every second
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives

Need therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need
Therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need