Lyrics:

Steady all day!Thought I was lookin' goodSo I cycled 'cross the neighbourhoodWas invited by a skinny girlInto her high class worldLeft my bicycle under the stairsLaid my coat across the kosher chairsMade my way across the crowded roomI had nothing to loseMy reception wasn't very keenSo turning on a friendly grin,Stood on the table with my glass of ginAnd came straight to the pointI was glad to comeI'll be sad to goSo while I'm hereI'll have me a real good timeI was glad to comeI'll be sad to goSo while I'm hereI'll have me a real good time. Oh noDancin' madly 'round the room, yeahSinging loudly and sorta' out of tuneWas escorted by a friendly slag'Round the ... back[Had Me A Real Good Time lyrics on http://www.elyricsworld.com]Wandered c-c-cross ...Missed my step and I fell on the floor.Said one word and was asked to leaveKinda' wish I was dead.I was glad to comeAnd I'll be so sad to leave,But while I was hereI had me a real good time, oooh.The skinny girl made it clear,That she only came here for the beer - that's a fact, oh yeahThe vicar he simply reeked of gin - good GodOn my way home I happened to fall off my bicycle, good partyOoh hoo, ha ha, yeahI was glad to come, but I was also glad to get home, yeahOoh hooHoo, get in thereOoh hoo[bark]