I'm normal as the next guy What makes you think I'm not huh I eat a balanced breakfast in the morning I drive a late model american car And when I come home I come home from work How 'bout that weather eh Interesting tornadic activity And who are you to say What is normal and what is not 'Cause I'm normal Normal as the next guy I'm normal I'm normal Normal as the next guy Alright
I'm normal as walter cronkite I'm normal as ghandi I'm normal as idI amin I'm normal as eydie gorme And when I come home I come home from work I'm as normal as the wright brothers I'm as normal as dr. joyce brothers And who are you to say What is normal and what is not 'Cause I'm normal Normal as the next guy I'm normal I'm normal Normal as the next guy I'm normal as the next guy
I'm as normal as betty crocker I'm as normal as jarvis cocker I'm as normal as chris rock I'm as normal as jacques chirac I'm normal as jacques villeneuve I'm normal as jacquille o'neil I'm as normal as eugene o'neill I'm as normal as white bread I'm as normal as fred astaire I'm as normal as fred flintstone Wilma let me in Wilma Dino get back here sammy frank I'm one standard deviation of the mean I'm normal as the next guy Normal as the next guy