Lyrics:

I am The Count, this is my song
A coffee, a burger, you can't go wrong

Rock me Daddio
Rock it

I am The Count and I love to wear silk stockings on my head

Sing it my pretty sing

Hip hop, be bop

I am The Count, this is my song
A coffee, a burger, just sing along

Rock it

Take it to the bridge, take it up, up, up, up

Transylvania

Our chance living in the mystical powers
Instead I am here alone, a bird in a cage
I will spread my wings and head home

Transylvania

Sock it to me baby

Burger, burger

One coffee, two burgers, three ham and cheese burgers
And one chicken sandwich
Poor on the mayo, pass me the relish
Some more onion rings