Lyrics:

Brown Eyed Handsome Man (Stereo Remix) Arrested on charges of unemployment, He was sittin' in the witness stand. The judge's wife called up the district attorney, She said, 'Free that brown-eyed man. If you want your job, You'd better free that brown-eyed man.' Flyin' across the desert in a TWA, I saw a woman walkin' across the sand. She been a walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay, To meet a brown-eyed, handsome man. Her destination was a brown-eyed, handsome man. Way back in hist'ry, three thousand years, In fact ever since the world began, There's been a whole lot of good women sheddin' tears, For a brown-eyed, handsome man. It's a lot of trouble with brown-eyed, handsome man. [Instrumental break.] Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind, Between a doctor and a lawyer man. Her mother told her, darlin', go out and find yourself, A brown-eyed, handsome man. Just like your daddy, he's a brown-eyed, handsome man. Milo Venus was a beautiful lass. She had the world in the palm of her hand. But she lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match, To meet brown-eyed, handsome man. She fought and won herself a brown-eyed, handsome man. Two, three, the count with nobody on, He hit a high fly into the stand. Roundin' third he was headed for home. It was a brown-eyed, handsome man, That won the game! It was a brown-eyed, handsome man.