Lyrics:

(Birdbrain)
(Birdbrain)
(Birdbrain)

(Birdbrain) Birdbrain runs the world
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain is the ultimate product of Capitalism
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain chief bureaucrat of Russia, yawning
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain ran FBI 30 years appointed by FDR and never chased Cosa Nostra
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain apportions wheat to be burned, keep prices up on the world markets
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain lends money to developing nation police-states through the world banks
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain offers brain transplants in Switzerland
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain wakes up in middle of night and arranges his sheets
(Birdbrain) I am Birdbrain!
(Birdbrain) I rule Russia, Yugoslavia, England, Poland, Argentina, United States, El Salvador
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain multiplies in Russia, China and the United States
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain inhabits Stalin's corpse inside the Kremlin wall
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain dictates petrochemical agriculture in Afric desert regions
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain lowers North California's water table, sucking it up for Orange County Agribusiness Banks
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain clubs baby harp seals and wears their coats to Paris
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain runs the Pentagon, his brother runs the CIA, fatass bucks
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain writes and edits Time, Newsweek, Wall Street Journal, Pravda, Izvestia
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain is Pope, Premier, President, Commissar, Chairman, Senator
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain voted Reagan President of the United States
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain prepares Wonder Bread with refined white flour
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain sold slaves, sugar, tobacco, alcohol
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain sent 20,000,000 intellectuals and Jews to Siberia, 15,000,000 never got back to the Stray Dog Café
(Birdbrain) Wore a mustache and ran Germany on amphetamines the last year of World War II
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain conceived the Final Solution to the Jewish problem of Europe
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain carried it out in gas chambers
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain borrowed Lucky Luciano, the Mafia, from jail to secure Sicily for U.S. Birdbrain against the Reds
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain manufactured guns in the Holy Land and sold them to white goyims in South Africa
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain supplied helicopters to Central America generals, kill a lot of restless Indians, encourage a favorable business climate
(Birdbrain) He began a war of terror against Israeli Jews
(Birdbrain) Sent Zionist planes to shoot Palestinian huts near Beirut
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain outlawed opiates on the world markets
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain formed the black market in opium
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain's father shot skag in hallways of the lower East Side of New York
(Birdbrain) Organized Operation Condor to spray poison fumes on the marijuana fields of Sonora
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain got sick in Harvard Square from smoking Mexican grass
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain arrived in Europe to conquer cockroaches with propaganda
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain became a great international poet and went around the world praising the glories of
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain, I declare Birdbrain to be victor in the poetry contest
(Birdbrain) He built the World Trade Center on New York Harbor without regard where the toilets emptied
(Birdbrain) He began chopping down the Amazon Rainforest to build a woodpulp factory on the river bank
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain in Iraq attacked Birdbrain in Iran
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain in Belfast throws bombs at his mother's ass
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain wrote Das Kapital, authored the Bible, penned The Wealth of Nations
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain's humanity, he built the Rainbow Room on top of Rockefeller Center so we could dance
(Birdbrain) He invented the Theory of Relativity so Rockwell Corporation could make neutron bombs at Rocky Flats in Colorado
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain's going to see how long he can go without cumming
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain thinks his dong will grow big that way
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain found out he was a Buddha by meditating
(Birdbrain) Birdbrain's afraid he's going to blow up the planet so he built this rocket to get away
(Birdbrain) So he sang this song to be immortal