Lyrics:

[Monkey:] I am a very naughty monkey, and I really think this band is really shit.
Ha ha. I'm naughty.
[Matt:] Okay, just forget it man.
[Boy:] Alright you slam your band !
[Matt:] You're fired ! I told you! We really fucking hate this band, they suck!

She was a dancer I was out work
She had a law degree, I used to be a clerk
She takes her clothes off for the Japanese
I take my clothes off whenever it suits me

Barely living, but I'm living large
Well it ain't the ending that I fear
So lets go downtown
And walk around til you feel like the walls are caving in
You could sail beside the world tonight
They would take it, and they would ruin you
You could sell us every words tonight

She had a name like April Spring
But her mother called her Judy
She takes her clothes off for the Japanese
She says they're nicer than most would be

Barely living, but we're living large
Well ain't the middle that I fear
Put in the ground
And wait arund til you feel like the walls are caving in
you could sail beside the world tonight
And they were taken
And they would ruin you
Well her hate is still prettier in person
Prettier than words now, prettier than, prettier than me
You could sail beside the world tonight

You're turning into the biggest it all gets
And my head is so light
You're turning into the biggest it all gets
And my head is so light, so, so light

So, so light
So, so light

You could sail beside the world tonight
And they would take it, and they would ruin you
Well her hate is still prettier in person
Prettier than words now, prettier than, prettier than me...
You could sail beside the world tonight