Lyrics:

Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmover was another toy
Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight
He can't even masturbate

Got no gonads, only two sockets
Got no bulge in his pockets

Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was just another toy
Can't even make it through a day of school
They try to stomp his shriveled tool

It must suck to know you'll never fuck