Lyrics:

Three PM and she's under the covers

Dumpster breath she's my hungover lover

Strong as steel, four olive martini

Hand on her head and one on my weinie



She's in bed, she's suckin' on a candy cigarette

She's in bed, she's suckin' on a candy cigarette

She's in bed, suckin' on a candy cigarette

Suckin' on a candy cigarette



Three PM and we're slow to recover

We're hangin' out and well hungover

This Ernie Steele's makes a mean martini

So pass the fire and light me sweetie



She's in bed, suckin' on a candy cigarette

She's in bed, she's suckin' on a candy cigarette

She's in bed, suckin' on a candy cigarette

Suckin' on a candy cigarette