Lyrics:

Happy with no teeth
Happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach
Starin' at the situation
Kitty at my foot
Meowin out a conversation
Rocking back and forth
That's my only destination

Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that

Got a
Two string on my lap
Total subsonic vacation
Got a chicken on the drums
Pounding out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms
All plugged into amplification
Got fifteen hundred bass-drum-luggin' bug-eyed monkeys
All arrivin at the station

Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that

I'm sitting on the back porch kicking my legs back
rocking in my rocking chair just sitting there
[all of the](?) little back porch is about to fall apart, so
I think I might repair it
Just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it some little friends come along
with some two string, one string, no string guitars
and they plug 'em all in to the back porch
and they sit around playing all their favorite songs
they kicking back, feeling real good, real fine, real full of the wine
and everything's fine, everything's beautiful, everything's great
I just feel so good, you know I'm 70 years old and I'm slurpin
everything through a straw, but I'm the

Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that old man is me
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch
And that