Lyrics:

A little blind spider took the wheel
Navigating grass blades completely by feel
Got a sassy chassis, sparkle in the sun
All four small bald fat tires
Rocking through the sand and burnin' up

Little dune buggy in the sand
Little blue dune buggy in my hand

I got a
Rubber band motor hummin' on the beach ready for fun
Quit spinning that web and come out and play in the sun
Eight thimble sized cylinders to be as smooth as you please
Spider's badass fat ol' abdomen stuck in the bucket seat

Little dune buggy in the sand
Little blue dune buggy in my hand

Squishy transmission was caught in drive
Spiderman squintin' at the sand and the sky
Spiderwoman in the front seat, screamin' 'Go, go, go!'
He's riding the accelerator down to the floor with his fuzzy little toe-oh-oh-oh

Little dune buggy in the sand
Little blue dune buggy in my hand

Little blue dune buggy (8x)

Little... blue... dune buggy