Lyrics:

(Anyways I told the guy, 'Nice coat! Who shot the couch?!')(laughter)
(Hey how ya doin today?)

I'm doin okay.

(Eh, that's dandy. Hey, what can I get for ya?)

I would like a triple skinny, two-thirds decaf, half chocolate, no whip-

(Hey-uh, hold up here,
lemme break out the pen here,
we got kinda a tall order goin on)

I would like a triple skinny,
two-thirds decaf,
half chocolate no whip Grande Mocha.

Oh yeah, extra foam.
To go-o-o.