Lyrics:

The Italian man who went to Malta

One day I'mma gonna to Malta to bigga hotel
In the morning I go down to eat a breakfast
I tell the waitress I wanna two pieces of toast
She brings me only one piece
I tell her I wanna two piece
She say go to the toilet
I say you no understand
I want two piece on my plate
She says you better no piss on the plate, you son of a bitch!
I don't even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch

Later

I go to eat at a bigga restaurant
The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork
I tell her I wanna the fork
She telling me everyone wanna fuck
I tell her you no understand
I wanna fork on the table
She say you better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch!

So I go back to my room in a hotel
And there is no sheets on the bed
Call the manager and I'm telling him I wanna sheet
He telling me go to the toilet
You no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed
He say you better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch!

I go to the check out and the man in the desk said peace on you
I said piss on you too, you son of a bitch!
I'm gonna back to Italia, arrivederci!

Piss on you too, you son of a bitch!

Bitch [?x]
Son of a bitch
[3x]

Bitch [?x]
Piss on you too

I'm gonna back to Italia

Arrivederci!

Piss on you too, you son of a bitch!