Lyrics:

Monster Mash
I was working in MY lab, late one night.
When my eyes beheld AN eerie sight,
For my monster from the slab began to rise
WHEN suddenly to my surprise. He did the mash.....
From THE HALL OF GORE in the castle east,
To the master bedroom, where the vampires feast.
The ghouls all came from their humble abodeS, to
Get a jolt from my electrodes. They did the mash......
(BRIDGE)
The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun.
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his Son.
The BRAIN SURGEONS WERE all digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his BAYING hounds.
The POODLE STABBERS, were about to arrive with their
Vocal group, The 'Crypt Kicker Five.'
They DID the Mash......
(The ending from here has been entirely altered:
'Come in Boris... we always have our guests for breakfast...'
HA HA HA
'I mean Horus, we always have a Breast Forget Fest' MORE LAUGHING
'Igor, have you watered the brains today, Igor, Igor?') EVEN MORE INSIDIOUS LAUGHING, BECOMING MANIACAL