Lyrics:

Girls!
All I really want is girls
And in the morning it's girls
'Cause in the evening it's girls

I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile

Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked my home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play

I asked her, 'Please?' - she said, 'You may.'
Her pants were tight and that's okay
If she would dance, I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay

I hope she'll say
'Hey me and you should hit the hay!'
I asked her out, she said, 'No way!'
I should have probably guessed her gay

So I broke north with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day

Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom

Girls - that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time, I want girls
With new wave hairdos, I want girls
I ought to whip out my girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!