Lyrics:

She Don't Like Pornography

when It's On The Bbc

she Won't Even Look At Me

oh No No No She Don't Love Me

i Love Mary Whitehouse

she Don't Love Me

i Love Mary Whitehouse

she Don't Love Me

i Know She Ain't That Wonderful

she's Only Trying To Be Helpful

when She Sees All Those Nudes

she'll Speak Out And Say

that's Very Rude

mary Mary They Think You're Crazy

how Does Your Mind Work

with Silver Bells

and ..... Shells

you're Digging Up The Dirt