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Performed by johnny japes and his jesticles. recorded for vizComics, written and produced by andy partridge, neville farmer,And dave gregory, and featuring john otway.Who's that dragging what looks like a pink sack of spanners down the road? His swollen folly on a supermarket trolley to alleviate the loadTesticular tomfooleryTo the rescue of humanityIt looks a lot of balls to meFun and japes and merry frolicsWith buster gonad's bulbous bouncing . . .Bags of fun with busterAnd his super scrotal clusterWho's that lad with his cobblers clad in a disguise of some form? When the cosmic power of a meteorite shower made them swell beyond the normNow here he comes to save mankindHis enormous nuts not far behindAnd they're not the salted kindHe cures mutes and alcoholicsWhen they first see his bulbous bouncing . . .Bags of fun with busterAnd his super scrotal clusterThere's bags of fun with busterSee them shine with evil lustre[Bags of Fun With Buster lyrics on http://www.elyricsworld.com]Buster! watch out for that revolving doorOoh buster! they look so incredibly soreBuster! especially as you drag them through that powerfulCleaning agent someone spilled upon the floorOoh buster! why do you let your sack swing so low? 'sax swing solo? ' yeah!Fun and japes and merry frolicsWith buster gonad's bulbous bouncing . . .Bags of fun with busterAnd his super scrotal clusterDoctor who could defeat the daleksIf he had buster's swinging space age . . .Bags of fun with busterAnd his double sputnik thrusterBags of fun with busterJust to stroke them would disgust herBags of fun with busterIf she held them would you trust her? Bags of fun with busterLoads more balls than general custerBags of fun with busterLots more scrots than you could muster