Various Artists Aspects Of Love She'd Be Far Better Off With You ALEX I should never have come back here... GEORGE Oh, don't talk such nonsense! ALEX I'll bow out now -- It's the decent thing to do GEORGE Don't be absurd ALEX I'm a disaster... GEORGE Oh, come, come! ALEX .It wouldn't last a week -- She'd be far better off with you GEORGE You two have your lives before you ALEX It would end in murder... GEORGE I'm too old for her -- It's high time I withdrew ALEX Your place is here GEORGE The jowls are dropping... ALEX It's the light GEORGE .The paunch needs propping up -- She'd be far better off with you BOTH Your words are generous and selfless But alas untrue -- She'd be far better off with you ALEX You are steeped in wit and wisdom GEORGE Well, I've learnt the odd thing... ALEX You could teach George Bernard Shaw A thing or two! GEORGE I had a go... ALEX You've dined with Garbo... GEORGE Only twice ALEX .Translated 'La Boheme' -- She'd be far better off with you GEORGE You're atheletic ALEX You're distinguished GEORGE You don't cheat at croquet ALEX You're more seasoned GEORGE You can skate ALEX You're in 'Who's Who' GEORGE Just half an inch ALEX We're talking drivel GEORGE So we are BOTH Can't we be civilized? She'd be far better off with you Your words are generous and selfless But alas untrue It's only Rose that matters! Just take a look; there's no comparison Between us two -- She'd be far better off with you! Leading Lady MARCEL: The perfect leading lady: Unique and true and towering! Magnetic, overpowering! The star the crowds adore! If they could only know you: Your humor and humility... Your strength and your fragility... They'd love you even more... Tonight was a wonder! All the dreams we worked for Have come true! My shining leading lady! Bravo, bravo, bravo! I owe so much to you