Lyrics:

[Produced by Number One Producer]

[Intro/Chorus: Kool Keith]
Carry my dick to the front door. x4
Girl Grab My Dick x4

[Verse 1: Kool Keith]
I'm a 'solicitator'
Screw off the dick off my body
Put it next to the Bacardi in the refrigerator
I'm so rum
I can convince Heidi Klume to let me cum in her anus
They spring-training for the Majors
Your woman filling out pregnant papers
Show you I don't care about the leather piss in the Mercedes
I'm teaching how you cut my pubic hair with the scissors
Like a lady. Barbasol you could be lazy
You catchin' hay fever
Your bitch sucking balls upside down with white sneakers
Her dyke girlfriend with a butt-plug up her ass
Tryin' to be a boss with a wife-beater
A strong woman with cocked-diesel arms pulling my penis
I watch you shit in your Hybrid-Prius
Six in the water-bed tossin' salad with no caeser
(But John?) done walked outta shape
I can't see much I got your dime droppin' low
Shittin' out a hockey puck, stuffed up her keister
Drinking Seagram, vanilla off my penis who wanna eat some?
Meet me in a threesome
I can see her ass against my nose in the green room
Black shorts all up in her tight light skinned anal
Don't let me get in a groove
Your brunette hair get pulled back to your ass crack
(Blue?) will pop up out you, say it's cool

Intro/Chorus

[Verse 2: Necro]
I just ate some Chef Boyardee mini raviolis
Spaghetti and Meatballs
You're faggoty, you eat balls
I took a shit, Tollhouse Cookies is nooky
Ice-Cream sandwiches I brandish like gat's to get fats
Like Dominoe's no more 30 Minute delivery
Since a Kid got killed. Cause they was rushin'
Now my pepperoni is cold, like a stripper that's russian
Give me Turkish, bitch jerk this souvlaki boukaki
Leave her chicken nuggets, make you think you thuggin
But it's artificial so now you buggin'
Smell my B.O
Frappucino's for all you rats from Encino
Sit back and drink your vino, I bet you lick Pinot
I bet you get haircuts from Gino
You're emo and you bump Brian Eno
You had sex with Emma Phillips and McKenzie
You made love with Shmendrick and Rodney in a 'Benbreck'
That's a Benzie and Buick you bought in Bushwick
I get thirsty when I see hot mommies from Bushwick
They don't shave bush..they keep it thick
Whole-Wheat bread crumbs
Up a bitches hole till she cream-pies red cum
Twinkies are delicious with skim-milk..
Eat my bum..

Intro/Chorus